- CELEBRITY
- 02:12 PM, Apr 26
there's one thing that XXX offers, it's the opportunity to see what a Bond film might be like with a Sylvester Stallone-type action hero in the lead roleby James Berardinelli [ReelViews ]
The film is tons of fun in some spots, but unbearably leaden in othersby Tor Thorsen [Reel ]
The film is basically a Bond adventure featuring orgy-loving street thugs rather than Cognac-sipping, Baccarat-playing womanizersby Mark Halverson [Sacramento News & Review ]
Momentum, motivation and story are all swallowed by simple sensation, and the film finally exhausts itself for lack of stylistic imaginationby Sean Axmaker [Seattle Post-Intelligencer ]
an overlong, overblown and underdeveloped mess in almost every respect...hyper-kinetic pyrotechnic masturbation formulated to dumb the mind and numb the senses without mercyby Vince Leo [Qwipster's Movie Reviews ]