In "Not Bloody Likely", George Bernard Shaw (Pierce Brosnan) has written his masterpiece "Pygmalion" (which would later be adapted into the Oscar-winning musical "My Fair Lady") and is determined for the great Mrs. Pat Campbell (Helena Bonham Carter) to play the role of Eliza Doolittle. But is her casting just a chance for Shaw to rekindle his once great love, the one that got away?