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Movie Info

Genre :

Comedy, Horror

Release Date :

May 13, 2008 (DVD)

Director :

Paul Andrew Williams

Starring :

Andy Serkis, Jennifer Ellison, Reece Shearsmith, Steve O'Donnell, Simon Schatzberger, Doug Bradley

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Not quite bad, but it's not recommended either.    Readers  1 of 5 [Rate It]

2 of 5

“..it's never actually that much fun, which is the one thing it should have been..”
by David Mercier [FilmJudge]
3 of 5
Reviewed by Peter Bradshaw [The Guardian]
3 of 5
Reviewed by Nick de Semlyen [Empire Magazine]
2 of 5
Reviewed by Matthew Turner [ViewLondon]

Reader's Reviews

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That David Guy was horrible he's stupid and dum and a idiot and he deserves to get thrown in the garbige can ass ass bith fuck red loonatic bastred

posted by I Hate David Terry on Jan 20, 2009

Jon is a Slut Basterd and a reck plus toe nails and smells like poop and pee oh plus he eats poop

posted by I Hate Jon Dimmick on Jan 20, 2009
 
 

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