Desperate Housewives Episode 6.04 The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues

We're happy when Katherine tells Bree she's in love, but when Bree exclaims, "I'm so glad you're finally over Mike," Katherine says still believes Mike come back to her! Bree orders Katherine to take some "sick leave." But Katherine shows up anyway to a client's wedding and flips out when she sees the cake is one she designed for her own wedding! "If I can't have it, nobody will," Katherine says as she makes a dive for the cake! We can't believe that Katherine shows up for work the next day as if nothing happened! Or that she's surprised when Bree fires her! Bree tries to be kind, but Katherine is furious.

Lynette's can't hide her new va-va voom cleavage now that she's pregnant. Carlos tells her he knows about her "secret," but we have to laugh when he assumes she's gotten implants! She has no choice but to show off her enhanced rack to reel in a couple of male clients, who are "putty in her hands."

Gaby tells John to leave her niece alone after Ana confesses she's in love with him. John admits he wanted to make Gaby jealous -- and that he wants her back! He doesn't believe she's happy with Carlos and kisses her, just as Ana walks in! Gaby is forced to tell Ana the truth about her affair with John, but swears it's all in the past. She begs Ana not to say anything to Carlos, so Ana says only that she's quitting her job. We believe Gaby means it when she says she's happy with her life when we see she's sent John a picture of the two of them, cut in half.

Andrew shows up with flowers for Julie and some shocking news for Susan! Julie quit med school six months ago! Seeing how angry Susan is, Andrew whispers to Julie, "You are so lucky you're in a coma right now." She presses Andrew for the name of Julie's boyfriend, but all he knows is that the guy was married! Susan digs into Julie's journal for answers but finds only references to a man named "D."

We're happy to hear that Julie's woken up (although she remembers nothing about the attack), but we know Susan's going to give her the third degree, despite the doctor's orders to let her rest. Sure enough, Susan starts in right away: "Just so you know, you're not pregnant," she says as we stifle guffaws. "I could tell your boyfriend that you're better. Unless you think he strangled you because he's married." Subtle!

Danny wants to drop out of school since "everybody thinks I'm the perv who attacked Julie." Angie's solution: Bribe Preston to throw Danny a big party. The bash is going well, but Danny asks his dad why he's talking up two teenage girls. He tells Nick, "I know," and they have a very intense stare-off until Angie interrupts them and leads Nick away.

Julie swears that "D" didn't attack her and she's not seeing him anymore. Susan tells her she's disappointed in her: "You know what an affair like this can do. You saw it firsthand."

After Susan leaves, we see a man go in to visit Julie and why are we not more shocked to learn that it's Nick? And that his real name is Dominick? He's "D!" "I miss you," he tells a sleeping Julie. Aha, we knew not to trust that guy!