Shirley Schmidt defends Missy Tiggs - who, after being dumped by her husband, stole a man's semen and artificially impregnated herself. Shirley finds herself going up against Alan Shore when he's hired to represent the man whose seed was heisted. Meanwhile, Jerry Espenson defends ex-girlfriend Leigh - a fellow Asperger's syndrome sufferer and objectophile - when she loses her teaching position for hugging a student.