The former 'Late Show' host destroys the presidential hopeful with his latest 'Top 10' list when crashing Martin Short and Steve Martin's comedy tour stop.
- Jul 13, 2015
AceShowbiz - David Letterman took a dig at Donald Trump during his surprise appearance at Martin Short and Steve Martin's comedy tour stop in San Antonio, Texas over the weekend. He pulled out an envelope containing his famous "Top 10" list which, according to him, came with every suit he owned, and read interesting facts about the business mogul.
"I am so happy to be out of the house!" the funnyman joked. "I retired and I had no regrets, none. I was happy. I made actual friends. I was complacent. I was satisfied. I was content. And then a couple of days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for president. I have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen."
"No. 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack," Letterman read. "No. 9: During Sex Donald Trump calls out his own name." He then poked fun at himself as he reached No. 6. "Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bulls**t ... oh wait, that's me," he quipped.
"No. 5: Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds - 250 with cologne," the former "Late Show" host deadpanned before ridiculing the presidential hopeful's hair again. "No. 4: Trump would like all Americans to know that that thing on his head is free range," the comedian said before adding, "That's not a hairdo, it's a wind advisory."
A big comedy night for Marty and me in San Antonio. Surprise guest, David Letterman. pic.twitter.com/tuHSv7trb2
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