Piranha 3-D Reviews

Movie Reviews

• Watch this sick filth now

  by Robbie Collin [News of the World ]

• vomit in 3D and floating silicone implants for easy gross-out laughs

  by Alan Jones [Radio Times ]

• trying so hard for the laughs and the allusions amid all the gore, and endless bloodbath of bare naked ladies, that it completely forgets to frighten anyone

  by Betsy Sharkey [LA Times ]

• tits-and-ass splatter apocalypse

  by Peter Bradshaw [The Guardian ]

• shameless 3D remake

  by Tim Robey [Daily Telegraph ]

• serving up a fresh batch of spring-break revelers for the fearsome creatures to attack

  by Peter Debruge [Variety ]

• No doubt, but it's not so the premium ticket price is a bummer

  Review rate : B by Peter Paras [E! Online ]

• It's silly but not unwatchable

  by Anthony Quinn [The Independent Films ]

• It's a bumper-sticker of a movie: honk if you love tits and gore! Honk honk honk

  by Kim Newman [Empire Online ]

• a pitch-perfect, guilty-pleasure serving of late-summer schlock

  by Michael Rechtshaffen [Hollywood Reporter ]

Reader's Reviews

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