unfortunately, the scares aren't particularly scary, the lessons aren’t particularly compelling, and the ultimate resolution takes far too long to arrive at a conclusion that's far too pat
this cinematic remake of the 1970s and '80s TV show imagines itself as a horror movie. But "Fantasy Island" lacks scares, thrills, gore and practically every marker of the genre
dumb in ways that range from inane to insulting, but always growing duller by the minute, this new "Fantasy Island" is only a few minutes old before your greatest wish is to be watching literally anything else
directed by Jeff Wadlow, the man behind the equally listless 'Truth or Dare', this Blumhouse adaptation is overwrought and poorly plotted, tangled up in its convolutions and shorn of the original's retro appeal