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Movie Info


Genre :

Thriller

Release Date :

August 08, 2008 (Limited)

MPAA Rating :

R

Director :

Larry Bishop

Starring :

Larry Bishop, Michael Madsen, Dennis Hopper, Vinnie Jones, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Michael Beach, Leonor Varela, Laura Cayouette, Cassandra Hepburn, Julia Jones

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Not quite bad, but it's not recommended either.    Readers  4 of 5 [Rate It]

Review rate : D-

“..terrible in a terrible way..”
by William Arnold [Seattle Post Intelligencer]
“..depressingly self-conscious and turgid..”
by Rachel Saltz [NY Times]
Review rate : C+

“..an irascible B-movie throwback with a few great scenes..”
by Brian Orndorf [BrianOrndorf.com]
1 of 5

“..A self-adoring, offensively boring homage to biker movies of the '60s..”
by Blake French [Filmcritic.com]
2 of 4

“..a drive-in flick..”
by James Berardinelli [Reelviews]
1 of 4

“..a drearily slavish affair only a benefactor could love..”
by Nick Schager [Slant Magazine]
2.5 of 4

“..a badass thing..”
by Linda Stasi [New York Post]
2 of 4
Reviewed by Wesley Morris [Boston Globe]
Review rate : D
Reviewed by Keith Phipps [Onion AV Club]
1.5 of 4
Reviewed by Maitland McDonagh [TV Guide]
Reviewed by Frank Lovece [Film Journal International]

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All films should have this level of violence, bikes and chicks as a rule. The world would be a happier place.

posted by G.W.A. on Sep 12, 2008

super

posted by florin on Sep 29, 2008

bad movie. great cast, pitifull dialogue good musical score!!! AWESOME PEYOTE SCENE

posted by awfull on Nov 12, 2008

Great movie, great music, awesome cast, even better dialogue......Awfull doesn't know awesome from fucking awesome. The whole movie was fucking fun, The three B's man, Bikes, Babes, and Badasses. Everthing Tarantino, Rodriguez, Roth, and now Bishop.....These guys are awesome. Let me spell Awesome for you. B.I.S.H.O.P., T.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.O., R.O.D.R.I.G.U.E.Z. It's the dialogue in these movies that makes them work for one and the rest is better than awesome. Rodiguez said not know how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck. Not knowing your badasses and badass directors is like not knowing what it is like to be with a badass woman. Damn, This movie had BADASS all the way through it. 5 * * * * *!

posted by BadMotherfucker73 on Nov 30, 2008

guys this was t h e movie...he best movie ever seen...4 bs and fucking women.oh man the cleopatra what a woman.i wanna marry her right now

posted by pistolero on Dec 01, 2008
 
 

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